- Joined
- Dec 10, 2009
- Location
- Guntersville
The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is .....
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table quitely when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all of my fishing stuff immediately, the boat, my custom made rods & lures, everything".
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"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
""I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry & I sure as hell don't want some other asshole using my stuff after I'm dead & gone".
She looked at me intently & said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole like you?"
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table quitely when I said to her, "When I die, I want you to sell all of my fishing stuff immediately, the boat, my custom made rods & lures, everything".
.
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
""I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry & I sure as hell don't want some other asshole using my stuff after I'm dead & gone".
She looked at me intently & said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole like you?"