- Joined
- Nov 4, 2010
- Location
- Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Bout 8 beers or so.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convenience Store Clerk? A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as you want, but wouldn’t the bed be more comfortable?
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What’s the difference between a Welfare Bum and a large pizza? The pizza can actually feed a family of 5 for a day.
What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe? When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convenience Store Clerk? A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as you want, but wouldn’t the bed be more comfortable?
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What’s the difference between a Welfare Bum and a large pizza? The pizza can actually feed a family of 5 for a day.
What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky's wardrobe? When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.