took my wife out to dinner tonight to put the cap on a really stressful week. while i was parking the car a dozen spaces down another guy was parking his truck and boat. my wife noticed that i was a bit distracted and asked why. i told her i was checking out the guys boat. she just sighed and shook her head, so i asked her if she would prefer it if i had been checking out the other guys wife. without batting an eye my wife answered "yes" :drunk: