Amish couple gets married. They head down the road in their mule drawn wagon. A mile down the road the mule stops.
The man gets down, walks up to the mule. Says that's one time. Gets back in and starts back down the road. Another mile and the mule stops again. He gets down, walks up and tells the mule, that's two times. Once again a mile further and the mule stops. The man gets down, walks up to the mule and shoots him graveyard dead.
The woman can't believe what she just saw. You idiot she screams. You embasil. Now how are we supposed to get anywhere.
The man looks at her and says, that's one time!
The man gets down, walks up to the mule. Says that's one time. Gets back in and starts back down the road. Another mile and the mule stops again. He gets down, walks up and tells the mule, that's two times. Once again a mile further and the mule stops. The man gets down, walks up to the mule and shoots him graveyard dead.
The woman can't believe what she just saw. You idiot she screams. You embasil. Now how are we supposed to get anywhere.
The man looks at her and says, that's one time!