You know you're a Floridian if....

genxer36

Lord of Tomfoolery
Joined
Apr 27, 2010
Location
Bethlehem, Georgia
#1
Socks are

only for bowling.

You never use an umbrella because you

know the rain will be over in five minutes.

A good

parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but

everything to do with shade.

Your winter

coat is made of denim.

You can tell the difference

between fire ant bites and mosquito

bites.

You're younger than thirty but some

of your friends are over 65.

Anything under 70 degrees

is chilly.

You've driven through Yeehaw

Junction.

You know that no other grocery store can

compare to Publix.

Every other house in your

neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.



You

know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up

for.

You dread love bug season.

You are on

a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley

or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan,

Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary..Alison

You know

what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.

You think a six-foot

alligator is actually pretty average.

'Down

South' means Key West

Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for

business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church

before.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one

sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists

who feed seagulls.

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea
level.

You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane
season, love bug season, tourist season and
summer.


You've hosted a hurricane party.

You can pronounce Okeechobee,
Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.

You
understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat
yourself.

You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't
swim.

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and
New Years.

You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba