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originally posted by RedAllison on www.arkiepowercrew.com:
As the old goat laid upon his death bed he called for his wife of 50+ years.
She quickly knelt beside his bed and took his hand while asking him, "Yes my darling what can I do for you?"
The old goat replied, "Honey I've been thinking about life as I've lain here slowly passing and as I prepare to go onto too the next stage of life I have come to a conclusion!"
He went on, "Darling you've ALWAYS been by my side. Shortly after we first wed, when my hunting dog died you were there beside me. When we lost our first son in the war you were there beside me. When I survived that horrendous car wreck you were there beside me. When our house burned down and we lost everything 20 years ago, again you were beside me. Now as I lay dying you again are beside me."
The old goat paused... took a deep breath and said, "Woman I've concluded you are bad luck!!!
As the old goat laid upon his death bed he called for his wife of 50+ years.
She quickly knelt beside his bed and took his hand while asking him, "Yes my darling what can I do for you?"
The old goat replied, "Honey I've been thinking about life as I've lain here slowly passing and as I prepare to go onto too the next stage of life I have come to a conclusion!"
He went on, "Darling you've ALWAYS been by my side. Shortly after we first wed, when my hunting dog died you were there beside me. When we lost our first son in the war you were there beside me. When I survived that horrendous car wreck you were there beside me. When our house burned down and we lost everything 20 years ago, again you were beside me. Now as I lay dying you again are beside me."
The old goat paused... took a deep breath and said, "Woman I've concluded you are bad luck!!!
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