- Joined
- Apr 27, 2010
- Location
- Bethlehem, Georgia
Socks are
only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you
know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good
parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but
everything to do with shade.
Your winter
coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference
between fire ant bites and mosquito
bites.
You're younger than thirty but some
of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 degrees
is chilly.
You've driven through Yeehaw
Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can
compare to Publix.
Every other house in your
neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You
know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up
for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on
a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley
or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan,
Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary..Alison
You know
what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot
alligator is actually pretty average.
'Down
South' means Key West
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for
business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church
before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists
who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea
level.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane
season, love bug season, tourist season and
summer.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee,
Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You
understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat
yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't
swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and
New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba
only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you
know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good
parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but
everything to do with shade.
Your winter
coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference
between fire ant bites and mosquito
bites.
You're younger than thirty but some
of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 degrees
is chilly.
You've driven through Yeehaw
Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can
compare to Publix.
Every other house in your
neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You
know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up
for.
You dread love bug season.
You are on
a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley
or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan,
Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary..Alison
You know
what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot
alligator is actually pretty average.
'Down
South' means Key West
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for
business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church
before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists
who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea
level.
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane
season, love bug season, tourist season and
summer.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You can pronounce Okeechobee,
Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You
understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat
yourself.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't
swim.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and
New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba