LMAO, Very good list... You are only as old as you feel. Trust me, I work with some 20 something year old Ammo Troops here. It pisses them off when I (almost 42) kick their @ss in our annual USAF PT Test. BUT....after that PT test I feel like I am old because it takes me 3 times as long to get over the soreness (I try not to "grunt" and "groan" too much LOL)