- Joined
- Jan 17, 2011
- Location
- Riverview,MI
My New Doctor
I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests,
the doctor said that I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think
I'll live to an old age, say to be a hundred years old?"
My doctor asked me, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or liquor?"
"Oh, no, I use to, but I quit years ago and I've never done any drugs!" I replied.
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even give a damn?"
I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests,
the doctor said that I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think
I'll live to an old age, say to be a hundred years old?"
My doctor asked me, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or liquor?"
"Oh, no, I use to, but I quit years ago and I've never done any drugs!" I replied.
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even give a damn?"