New Doctor

Joined
Jan 17, 2011
Location
Riverview,MI
#1
My New Doctor

I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests,
the doctor said that I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think
I'll live to an old age, say to be a hundred years old?"

My doctor asked me, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or liquor?"

"Oh, no, I use to, but I quit years ago and I've never done any drugs!" I replied.

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even give a damn?"