- Joined
- Jan 17, 2011
- Location
- Riverview,MI
Sensitivity Training For Men
* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were
shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my
girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th
anniversary.
* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his
class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this
year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching
altogether."
* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex
with me because she can't afford batteries.
* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator
says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same,
but the ironing is piling up!"
* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said
she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't
been listening."
* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for
the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her
clothes back.
* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but
our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were
shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my
girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th
anniversary.
* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his
class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this
year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching
altogether."
* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex
with me because she can't afford batteries.
* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator
says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same,
but the ironing is piling up!"
* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said
she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't
been listening."
* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for
the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her
clothes back.
* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but
our garden hose only reaches the driveway.