Tenjooberrymuds

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Don't worry the Subject "Tenjooberrymuds" will make sense after you read the following. ​

I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. ​

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem
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Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line . ​

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". ​

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes... ​

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today....... ​

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." ​

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." ​

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" ​

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.." ​

Room Service: "Ow July den?" ​

Guest: ".....What??" ​

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" ​

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." ​

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" ​

Guest: "Crisp will be fine." ​

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" ​

Guest: "What?" ​

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" ​

Guest: "I... Don't think so." ​

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???" ​

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." ​

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" ​

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." ​

RoomService: "We bodder?" ​

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side." ​

RoomService: "Wad?!?" ​

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." ​

RoomService: "Copy?" ​

Guest: "Excuse me?" ​

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?" ​

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." ​

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??" ​

Guest: "Whatever you say.." ​

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds." ​

Guest: "You're welcome" ​

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you! ​