The Taint

Aric11

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Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
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Billy Bob came home one day and he says to his Pa "Some boys got in trouble at school today for sayin a bad word. But by golly I never heard such a word before n I haven't the fanciest idea what it means".

Pa says to his son "Now Billy Bob I know you know all them cussin words, so if you say you never heard it before then why don't you go on n tell me what it is n we'll see if we can't figure it out".

Billy Bob says "well Pa, the word they was saying was Taint".

Pa starts to grin and says "Shooot, that's easy! It's that spot down er' that not your behind, but taint exactly your jewels neether!"