- Joined
- Dec 12, 2009
- Location
- Murfreesboro Tn.
Two inventive prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car
passed with a sign saying:'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy
arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter-$50
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car
passed with a sign saying:'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign
pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy
arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter-$50