- Joined
- Nov 4, 2010
- Location
- Shrewsbury Ontario Canada
A Survey Report: 65% of all women carry condoms.
The other 35% carry babies.
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Thought for the day:
In terms of sex satisfaction, a woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
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Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mr in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it;.
No wonder then: men always want to be inside women!
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A Greek & an Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
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Doctor: Do you watch your husbands' face during sex?
Blonde: I did once & saw anger.
Doctor: Why?
Blonde: Because he was watching from the window.
The other 35% carry babies.
______________________________
Thought for the day:
In terms of sex satisfaction, a woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
______________________________
Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mr in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it;.
No wonder then: men always want to be inside women!
______________________________
A Greek & an Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
______________________________
Doctor: Do you watch your husbands' face during sex?
Blonde: I did once & saw anger.
Doctor: Why?
Blonde: Because he was watching from the window.