- Joined
- Dec 12, 2009
- Location
- Murfreesboro Tn.
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the
Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of
just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A
Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .
A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in
favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
staff. While waiting for the coffee maker to finish its brewing, the
Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his Wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of
just how much of 'Sex' was "Work" and how much of it was "Pleasure?" A
Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .
A Captain said it was 50-50%. A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in
favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why.
"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the Officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.